Twilight Zone Stories Abound
(Europe – Final Countdown)
Story #1 – The Bed
A guy was moving out on his own and did not have a bed for his apartment. So he went and bought the most lavish bed he could afford. Two thousand dollars later he had a nice lovely bed. A week later, as his anniversary was approaching, he asked his gf if she would agree to buying half the bed for him and he would buy her the other half as an anniversary present. After all, they would be sharing that bed one day. Not today. One day.
After discussing this with her female friends, and completely ignoring their advice, she agreed to pay for half his bed.
A few weeks later the guy purchased himself a 42" DLP television.
*twilight music starts*
What’s eerie is that the guy is still alive and the girl is still going out with him.
(True story. I swear.)
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Story #2 – The European Trip (At this time in the afternoon…creative juices are running low, real low. You will accept my story titles and you will enjoy them!)
A guy had promised his girlfriend that he would take a trip with her to Europe. However, before they were able to take this trip, they had broken up. After being separated for some time and coming to terms with their doomed relationship, they were able to maintain a cordial relationship. He started seeing someone new and she was still single.
He then decided that he would follow through on his promise of going to Europe with her, after all, promises are not to be taken lightly. He proceeded to explain this to his girlfriend and she finally agreed to let him go and being the generous and thoughtful guy that he was, he allowed her to tag along on the trip.
*twilight music starts*
What’s eerie is that all 3 people came back from the trip alive and the girl is still going out with him.
(True story. Same couple. I swear.)
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Here’s sort of a random wonder.
I was wondering if pandas were monogamous.
From what I hear 80% of the females and 90% of the males are sterile. If they’re monogamous, that pretty much stacks the odds against them coming off the endangered species list.
2 comments:
wow. interesting stories khiem. are they stories about you and your ex? no need to hide the truth, we're all family here.
if pandas are monogomous they should try to counter that by feeding them viagra and dousing the females with KY warming solution. maybe that would kick start the baby making process.
and yeah my marathoning friend Will told me about the bloody nipple thing. he says if you watch a race you will see blood stains on some guys.
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